I’ve been saying it for years. Most Christians believe in “order above all.” It’s not about doing good. It’s not about loving their neighbors. It’s not even about the Bible. It’s about keeping everyone “in line.”
I’ve seen “Lucifer’s sin was questioning god.” so much recently. They’re literally preaching that asking questions is enough to send you to hell.
Fuck em.
r3volver_Oshawott on
who tf gave this church fish permission to bark orders at you like that? You don’t gotta listen to some 🤡🐠 on a poster
Standard_Response_43 on
They Live is still one of my favourite movies
MisterShipWreck on
Love the photo
oysterperso on
I can’t stop laughing
IrememberXenogears on
That’s unhinged and hysterical.
thestenz on
Sound more like mildly infuriating.
carmen_nani on
Or you’ll get lost like Nemo
Aromatic_Fail_1722 on
When reverend touch your peepee, it’s the hand of the lord.
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feels like a loading screen tip from a weird game
As someone who owns clownfish they aren’t very obedient
hang it in the louvre
Seems on message for a church. Start ’em young. Don’t be like Nemo and disobey your father.
Where can I buy one
Nemo ignored his dad a lot, right?
And dad learned a valuable lesson.
They picked a [trans fish](https://youtu.be/qNYBgXefS_I?si=u8RKzmyk9djVJcCq) for a church obedience poster, cool.
Should have made it a sheep
Look at this clown
r/mildlyinfuriating
Why not the more succinct “OBEY”?
this feels like the start of a weird religion
Me looking at this poster:
I might have penciled in “know when to” above it.
I’ve been saying it for years. Most Christians believe in “order above all.” It’s not about doing good. It’s not about loving their neighbors. It’s not even about the Bible. It’s about keeping everyone “in line.”
I’ve seen “Lucifer’s sin was questioning god.” so much recently. They’re literally preaching that asking questions is enough to send you to hell.
Fuck em.
who tf gave this church fish permission to bark orders at you like that? You don’t gotta listen to some 🤡🐠 on a poster
They Live is still one of my favourite movies
Love the photo
I can’t stop laughing
That’s unhinged and hysterical.
Sound more like mildly infuriating.
Or you’ll get lost like Nemo
When reverend touch your peepee, it’s the hand of the lord.